Another Openin', Another Show...

Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 by Pat Gaik

FUNNY VALENTINES opens January 8 at Conklin's. I get to play a New York agent trying to get his divorced clients back together to sell their children's book series to TV. It's a hilarious and heartwarming romantic comedy!

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Merry Christmas from Jerry!

Posted on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 by Jerry Davis

DQYDJ 57: Crotchless Panties At Dad's Funeral

Posted on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 by Melanie

EP 57: Crotchless Panties At Dad's Funeral (34:18)


Welcome to Episode 57 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy decides she's bored and wants to record a podcast, Patrick explains how to make a grieving woman wet her pants at Giordano's, Melanie spends three hours on filthy roads getting the requisite recording equipment, and Jerry is smart, safe and warm at his beloved's.

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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

DQYDJ Special Episode 02: Hiatus

Posted on Friday, December 19, 2008 by Melanie

Special Episode 02: Hiatus (5:23)


In memory of
Julius "Mickey" Miller
September 12, 1938 - December 19, 2008
Loving father of Melanie, Stacy and Michael




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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

DQYDJ 56: Getting Rammed By Big Fatty

Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Melanie

EP 56: Getting Rammed By Big Fatty (46:43)


Welcome to Episode 56 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals some unusual dreams about Big Fatty and Nana, Stacy is off taking care of a personal matter, Patrick swoons at the sound of Scotty in Australia, and special Guest Ricky from Foul Monkeys does his very best to make this a poocast.

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    • Scotty in Australia

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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

Happy Holidays!

Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Melanie

Jack Black as Jesus

Posted on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 by Jerry Davis

Smut for Christmas!

Posted on Monday, December 15, 2008 by Melanie


To cheer the lonely and unhumped this Christmas season, Circlet Press is offering an Erotic Advent calendar on their website, presenting an erotic SF or Fantasy story each day until Christmas for your enjoyment! Today's offering, number 14 of 23, is my short story, "Star Quality," which was my first sale to Circlet and my first professional sale.

But like every Advent calendar, each day's treat only lasts so long. So if you want to read some quality smut by yours truly (and yes, it's NSFW), head on over to Circlet Press before noon tomorrow and enjoy!

Thank you, Pat!

Posted on Monday, December 15, 2008 by Jerry Davis

I just received my new favorite coffee mug in the mail...

-- Post From My iPhone

I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas!

Posted on Monday, December 15, 2008 by Jerry Davis


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.
(Short Music Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

Holiday Treat for the Show Queens

Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2008 by Pat Gaik

The great Christine Pedi of "Forbidden Broadway" fame has this show-stopping piece performing "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" from Dreamgirls as everyone from Liza to Kathryn Hepburn. Not to be missed!

DQYDJ 55: "I'm A Unicorn!"

Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2008 by Melanie

EP 55: "I'm A Unicorn!" (39:31)


Welcome to Episode 55 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry relates the woes of eating fine chocolate, Melanie stops throwing up for the first time in 24 hours, Stacy commiserates, Patrick blushes at the torrent of compliments, and we have a very special studio guest in the outtakes.

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    • Joe
    • Bjorn

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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

Damn you, DQ Rick!

Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 by Melanie

You just HAD to go on about chasing Patrick around with a strap-on, didn't you? Now it's infiltrated my subconscious, to the point where I just woke up from a weirdly vivid dream that involved a dude ranch, Rhys Ifans biting my big toe, and me sexually satisfying the partner of a podcaster (and no, I'm not going to say which one) with a strap-on.

I did NOT need to dream that! And it's all YOUR fault! Oh, dear sweet mother of Cthulhu, why why WHY did I dream that...

It's RodanFest!! (Tomorrow!)

Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 by Pat Gaik

We've barely got the balloons, frosting and lube cleaned up from LatteBoy day, and another celebration is upon us!

Happy RodanFest, everyone!!! (And Happy Birthday, Rodan!)


And that leaves us with a mere six months to plan the Taffy Carlysle-Huffington Hoot-Nanny on June 11 (so a little bird tells me) - so we'd better get busy!!

Jerry really misses Texas at times like this

Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 by Melanie

Just Because I Like This Joke

Posted on Friday, December 05, 2008 by Stacy

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...oh, and you got nice house!!!"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted on Friday, December 05, 2008 by Melanie

Finally! My novel Sabre Dance is now available on Amazon!



And since this is a Double Dog, not only do you get my adventure of Adrianne Roche, a Queen's Own Sabre who goes undercover as a belly dancer to rescue the queen's kidnapped niece, you also get Laura J. Underwood's pirate saga The Lunari Mask (described as "Granny Weatherwax meets the Pirates of the Carribean").

Hmm -- maybe we should take a leaf from Drew's book and do a giveaway on the next podcast. Any interest?

DQYDJ 54: 2/3 Of This Podcast Is On Drugs

Posted on Friday, December 05, 2008 by Melanie

EP 54: 2/3 Of This Podcast Is On Drugs (35:22)


Welcome to Episode 54 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a lot of stuff blowing around, Jerry loses two teeth but gains a codeine scrip, Melanie enjoys the elixir that is NyQuil D, and Stacy is AWOL.

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Happy Latteboy Day, everybody!!

Posted on Thursday, December 04, 2008 by Pat Gaik

Because we here at DQYDJ think that December 5 should be a national holiday (banks and post office should be closed, but Starbucks should be forced to remain open for all 24 hours), we present the following birthday tribute to one of the true greats in the podosphere...


Happy Birthday, Taylor!!! Everyone should do themselves a favor and subscribe to Pod is My Copilot!

DQYDJ 53: The Return Of Jerry

Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 by Melanie

EP 53: The Return of Jerry (37:08)


Welcome to Episode 53 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy deconstructs her own blog comments, Patrick gets eight inches, Jerry returns from California and Melanie has to edit this nightmare together with a clip from The Direct Approach.

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    • Scotty

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187

Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!