DQYDJ 117: The Man With The Golden %*@&

Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 by Melanie

(36:24 - 43.7 MB)


Welcome to Episode 117 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is wondering about Stephen Fry's private footage, Jerry reveals a family secret, Melanie needs to buy an amp for her guitar, and Stacy keeps her hoo-hoo in a drawer.

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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
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Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10

Jerry and I get this

Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 by Melanie

Chair Dancing

Posted on Monday, August 23, 2010 by Melanie

Because sometimes, you just have to strap on your axe and rock.

The title says it all...

Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2010 by Pat Gaik

But the description is pretty good, too...



Young teenage girls begin dropping like flies all over the world. Just before they die they experience Near Death Happiness, a pre-death state where joy and bliss are at an apex. After death, the teens automatically become flesh-eating zombies called STACY. With the world in a frenzy due to this latest death and undead epidemic, families are being advised by the authorities to kill their daughters before they succumb to the new plague. They are also instructed to chop up and discard the corpses in garbage bags that will be retrieved by government officials. One military base in Japan is holding a few zombie teens to be tested by scientists. A depressed soldier, however, sets the young ladies free to roam the base and destroy all remaining lives in their way. Will STACY ever be controlled?

Well, of COURSE we're posting this

Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2010 by Melanie

NSFW, people. But freaking hilarious nonetheless.

DQYDJ Special Episode 05: A Little Technical Glitch

Posted on Monday, August 16, 2010 by Melanie

(2:15 - 2.7MB)


Well, we had a little "Oops" here at the DQYDJ Studios, folks -- seems like someone (I'm not pointing fingers or anything, but his name rhymes with 'Satrick Dyke') got fed up with my producing, told me where to get off, grabbed a couple of beers and popped the emergency exit slide. And I didn't even know we had an emergency exit slide.

Anyway, here's a little amuse bouche of what we did manage to record tonight.

DQYDJ 116: Throw A Twenty On The Slots, Already

Posted on Sunday, August 15, 2010 by Melanie

(40:50 - 49.1 MB)


Welcome to Episode 116 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is busy doing something on Facebook, Patrick is appalled that Melanie didn't even play one slot machine in Vegas, Melanie discovers that her legs contain their own SPF, and Jerry is on the way back from California. We also welcome our guest host, David That Blue Jeans Guy.

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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10

DQYDJ Videocast 06: Saturday In The Pool With Melanie

Posted on Saturday, August 14, 2010 by Melanie

(3:00 - 44.8 MB)


Welcome to Videocast 06 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick has wondered rather innocently why I haven't been putting my A Broad Broad videos up on the RSS feed. I explained that I put them in YouTube so that I could post them on my A Broad Broad blog and Facebook, but since we're kinda short of videocasts and there are other plus-size podcasters and listeners out there training for various events, I figured what the hell. So here's my latest video from a training swim -- enjoy!
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A Broad Broad -- Video Post #3

Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 by Melanie

I want to fly with *you*, cowboy

Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 by Melanie


A frustrated JetBlue flight attendant allegedly fled his plane via emergency chute -- beer in hand -- after getting into a fight with a passenger and then cursing out the entire cabin over a loudspeaker.

See what happens when you argue with the flight attendants, Stacy?

Back from Vegas!

Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 by Melanie

I'll be recounting the trip on tonight's podcast, but in the meantime here are highlights from the trip -- enjoy!


Yours truly at Hoover Dam, with the Colorado River in the background.


Eddy, using this opportunity to dry out a bit before Saturday night's festivities.


The Bodacious Brit, with the new bridge that will carry Highway 93 and bypass the Hoover Dam as of late 2010.


Paris Hotel and Casino and the Las Vegas Strip, from the Bellagio frontage.


A couple of happy tourists in front of Paris.

Take it, Boo-Boo!

Posted on Friday, August 06, 2010 by Pat Gaik

Someone at WB is innuendo-deficient.



Story at Huffington Post

DQYDJ 115: Let The Wookie Win

Posted on Thursday, August 05, 2010 by Melanie

(46:35 - 53.4 MB)


Welcome to Episode 115 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is celebrating the overthrow of Prop 8 with his family in California, Stacy is off planning General Tsao's memorial, Patrick's waiting for Top Chef to come on and Melanie is training for a triathlon.

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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10

DQYDJ 114: Murdering Our Darlings

Posted on Monday, August 02, 2010 by Melanie

(32:58 - 39.6 MB)


Welcome to Episode 114 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the episode title doesn't have anything to do with why Stacy and Patrick aren't on this episode. Honest. No, it's just Melanie and Jerry on the show tonight, and you know what that means, kids -- it's a writercast!

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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10