Boobs Are Good

Posted on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 by Jerry Davis

 

Pat challenged Jerry to back up a claim he made in an upcoming episode.

Here it is...

Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years

Boobs

The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.

The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:

…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).

 

DQYDJ 169: Jerry Davis, Sex God

Posted on Friday, March 23, 2012 by Melanie


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Welcome to episode 169 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is feathering his nest, Melanie is cleaning hers when she's not making SUPERNATURAL plushies, and Jerry broke his bed during a romp, hence the episode title.

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DQYDJ 168: And We Have A Winner!

Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 by Melanie


(36:48 - 42.2 MB)


Welcome to episode 168 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is insanely busy and thoroughly enjoying Pinterest, Patrick is off due to the flu and opening weekend, Melanie is having fun dreams, and we welcome our special guest host Scott AKA Satyr69. We also announce the winner of the 2012 Valentine's Day Porn Contest!

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DQYDJ 167: Everybody Loves Nathan

Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2012 by Melanie


(36:44 - 42.1 MB)


Welcome to episode 167 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie got commissioned to write a story, Jerry is now on Pinterest and Instagram, and Patrick had a very, VERY good Valentine's Day (brown chicken brown cow).



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