DQYDJ 127: The Bull Dyke Lesbian Edition

Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 by Melanie

(39:46 - 45.6 MB)


Welcome to episode 127 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie lisps through her Invisaligns, Patrick discusses his past in the porn industry, Jerry explains MediaFly to us all, and Stacy...well, Cthulhu knows where she is.

Plus, we now have a Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast app in iTunes!


To celebrate the release, Melanie has included her whimsical cautionary tale "The Moon of Sensible Shoes" as a PDF handbook, only available to Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast app owners!

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BAREFOOT IN THE PARK

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
1/13/11 though 3/6/11

DQYDJ 126: BritMas 2010 (Or: Escape From France)

Posted on Saturday, January 08, 2011 by Melanie

(50:09 - 60.2 MB)


Welcome to episode 126 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry announces his new absinthe-oriented show Slow Death Podcast, Melanie gets stranded in France, Stacy can't be bothered to join us, and Patrick wants an Apple wireless keyboard, dammit!


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DQ Rick
Scotty the Little Aussie Battler

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Tracy

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DQYDJ 125: Holidays From Hell

Posted on Thursday, December 16, 2010 by Melanie

(45:01 - 51.6 MB)


Welcome to the very special Christmas Episode of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is trying to throw a party and failing miserably, Jerry recalls a not-so-heartwarming Christmas memory, Melanie announces that she's carrying the Messiah (and his name is Superfly), Stacy recounts how her childhood belief in Santa was ruined by Melanie, and our special guest Scott is more than a little bemused.

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Taffy Carlisle Huffington
Taylor the Latte Boy
Babaloo
Julian
Big Fatty
Ramble Redhead
Satyr69
Princess Honah

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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Me, It's a Feature Of My Flight!

Posted on Saturday, December 04, 2010 by Melanie

I still want to bring singles and tuck them into the TSA's pants:

Wanna Write A Book? Watch This First.

Posted on Sunday, November 28, 2010 by Melanie

You have no idea how many times I've had this conversation with wannabe writers.

DQYDJ Videocast 08: Sin City, Part 2

Posted on Saturday, November 27, 2010 by Melanie

(4:35 - 53 MB)


Welcome to Videocast 08 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie's continuing adventures in Sin City include a trip to Hoover Dam, too much time spent under the Daystar, a look at the Bellagio's gaming floor, and a most unexpected shower.



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DQYDJ Videocast 07: Sin City, Part 1

Posted on Saturday, November 27, 2010 by Melanie

(6:49 - 79.2 MB)


Welcome to Videocast 07 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie goes to Las Vegas with the Bodacious Brit, checks into a mini suite at the Bellagio, takes a bath, sees a show, wanders the Strip, and gets hammered. Mother would be so proud.



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DQYDJ 124: Taffy's Vag

Posted on Saturday, November 27, 2010 by Melanie

(38:28 - 46.2 MB)


Welcome to Episode 124 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is too pooped to pop, Jerry experiences spillage, Patrick isn't impressed by MegaMind, and Melanie can't get her nouns straight.

We have email!
Terminally Single Tim
KFC

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Taffy Carlisle Huffington

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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10

DQYDJ 123: Get The Fingering Right

Posted on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 by Melanie

(36:23 - 41.7 MB)


Welcome to Episode 123 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets a cello and pimps Sherlock, Stacy is MIA, Jerry raves about his new MacBook Air, and Patrick drools over Jerry's new MacBook Air.

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Margie
David That Blue Jeans Guy

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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10

Christmas Season Starts Now!

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2010 by Pat Gaik

Conklin’s Barn II Dinner Theatre is happy to announce the opening of their holiday revue of music and comedy “We Need a Little MORE Christmas” opening Thursday November 11 and playing through January 2, 2011. Last year’s edition of the show was a near-total sell-out for the entire run, and this year’s reservations are filling up quickly, so patrons are encouraged to get their reservations as soon as possible.“We Need a Little MORE Christmas” will be an all new evening of music and laughter that will put the audience in the holiday mood and keep them there through songs, sketches and hilarious audience participation opportunities. The Revue will feature familiar traditional songs along with holiday songs from Broadway and Hollywood performed by a troupe of the Barn’s best merry-makers including Mary Simon, Dan and Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik, Dave Windsor, Chad Kirvan, Miranda Axsom, Diann Thompson and April Wyant. An all-new edition of last year’s hilarious game show will get audience members on stage to test their holiday knowledge as they compete for a special prize.

The production is directed by Mary Simon with choreography by Tamra Challacombe. The band features musical director Chad Kirvan on piano, with Al Hedstrom on bass and Zach Wakid on drums. Set design is by Tom Weber, technical direction is by April Wyant, and publicity is by Pat Gaik. Conklin’s Barn II is known for its delicious buffet which, on evening performances, includes four main entrees featuring the Barn’s renowned prime rib and fried chicken, with salad, homemade soup and cheese spread, and a choice of four taste-tempting, homemade desserts.


Prices for dinner and show are $33.00 on Thursday evenings, $35.00 on Friday evening and Sunday brunch, and $37.00 on Saturday evening, including tax. Wednesday evenings are added during the month of December, also priced at $33.00. There are no performances on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. There is a special New Year’s Eve performance that features extras including a prize-filled balloon drop at midnight. No advance payment is required for regular performances.. For information or reservations, call the box office at 309-965-2545 or visit Conklin’s Barn II Dinner Theatre.