Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Melanie
(42:27 - 48.7 MB)
UPDATE: The sync problem is fixed, and my most humble apologies for the cock-up.
Welcome to Episode 120 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy muses about what she wants on her tombstone ("Did you bring beer?"), Patrick plots Stacy's fiery death with Pabst Blue Ribbon and a jetpack, Jerry has a close encounter of the Slider kind, and Melanie prepares for her new gig of voicing Taffy Carlisle Huffington's clitoris by researching plush vulva puppets.
We have voicemail!
Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-338-3070
NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
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Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 by Melanie
(38:00 - 43.6 MB)
Welcome to Episode 119 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is looking at naughty pictures, Stacy wants to know why she's losing snailmail and is the system down, Patrick asks the burning question "Does Martin Freeman own an iPad?" and Jerry is editing his novel about the search for the Holy Beer.
And to clear up a question asked by Stacy:
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| This is Martin Freeman | This is Morgan Freeman |
Please do not confuse the two again.
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-338-3070
NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
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Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 by Melanie
(51:45 - 59.3 MB)
Welcome to Episode 118 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is somewhere in Iowa, Melanie is a bad Mac user, Stacy is off at the lake house, and Patrick is all about the iPad. We also welcome our very special guest hosts Satyr69 and his, erm, companion -- The Impaler!
We have voicemail!
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Kathy the Foreign Correspondent (2 calls, both of them drunken)
Margie (8 calls, some of them drunken)
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-338-3070
NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
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Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2010 by Pat Gaik
Conklin’s Barn II Dinner Theatre happily announces the opening of the outrageous adult comedy “Not Now, Darling” starring audience favorites Bob Lane Jr., Mary Simon and Pat Gaik on September 16 and playing on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings and Sunday brunches through November 7.
“Not Now, Darling!” is by the winning team of Ray Cooney and John Chapman and was a huge hit in London’s West End and on Broadway. The scene is the exclusive fur salon of Bodley, Bodley and Crouch, where Crouch struggles to keep things going despite the energetic philandering of his partner. At the moment, Bodley is trying to secure the affections of his latest would-be mistress by selling her husband an expensive fur coat for a fraction of its real worth. But, as luck would have it, the husband seizes the bargain coat as the perfect gift for his own mistress—whereupon the complications explode uproariously, with poor Crouch caught in the middle. Suspicious wives, mistaken identities, scantily clad girls hiding in closets and a continuous barrage of rapid fire jokes keeps the play bubbling along merrily right up to the end.
Barn favorite Bob Lane Jr. plays the irrepressible Gilbert Bodley and he teams up with Pat Gaik as Arnold Crouch, with Mary Simon as Mrs. Bodley. The large company also includes Dan Challacombe as Harry McMichael, Miranda Axsom as his wife Janey, who also happens to be Bodley’s girlfriend, Sara Flanders as the firm’s secretary Miss Tipdale, April Wyant as Sue Lawson, Harry’s secretary and girlfriend, John Johnson as her husband, Peoria’s Lana Warner in a hilarious cameo appearance as flustered customer Mrs. Frencham, Tom Weber as her husband Commander Frencham and newcomer Kerri Ann Hinman as model Miss Whittington
The production is directed by Mary Simon. Set design is by Tom Weber, technical direction is by April Wyant, and publicity is by Pat Gaik. Conklin’s Barn II is known for its delicious buffet which, on evening performances, includes four main entrees featuring the Barn’s renowned prime rib and fried chicken, with salad, homemade soup and cheese spread, and a choice of four taste-tempting, homemade desserts. Prices for dinner and show are $31.00 on Thursday evenings, $33.00 on Friday evening and Sunday brunch, and $35.00 on Saturday evening, including tax. No advance payment is required. Conklin’s is also BYOB for wine, beer or cocktails. Glasses, ice and ice buckets are provided at no extra charge.
For information or reservations, call the box office at 309-965-2545 or visit Conklin’s Barn II Dinner Theatre.
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Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 by Melanie
(36:24 - 43.7 MB)
Welcome to Episode 117 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is wondering about Stephen Fry's private footage, Jerry reveals a family secret, Melanie needs to buy an amp for her guitar, and Stacy keeps her hoo-hoo in a drawer.
We have voicemail!
Satyr69
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-338-3070
LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 by Melanie
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Posted on Monday, August 23, 2010 by Melanie
Because sometimes, you just have to strap on your axe and rock.
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Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2010 by Pat Gaik
But the description is pretty good, too...
Young teenage girls begin dropping like flies all over the world. Just before they die they experience Near Death Happiness, a pre-death state where joy and bliss are at an apex. After death, the teens automatically become flesh-eating zombies called STACY. With the world in a frenzy due to this latest death and undead epidemic, families are being advised by the authorities to kill their daughters before they succumb to the new plague. They are also instructed to chop up and discard the corpses in garbage bags that will be retrieved by government officials. One military base in Japan is holding a few zombie teens to be tested by scientists. A depressed soldier, however, sets the young ladies free to roam the base and destroy all remaining lives in their way. Will STACY ever be controlled?
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Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2010 by Melanie
NSFW, people. But freaking hilarious nonetheless.
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Posted on Monday, August 16, 2010 by Melanie
(2:15 - 2.7MB)
Well, we had a little "Oops" here at the DQYDJ Studios, folks -- seems like someone (I'm not pointing fingers or anything, but his name rhymes with 'Satrick Dyke') got fed up with my producing, told me where to get off, grabbed a couple of beers and popped the emergency exit slide. And I didn't even know we had an emergency exit slide.
Anyway, here's a little amuse bouche of what we did manage to record tonight.
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