MESSAGE #2
Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Stacy
THE BELOW POST WILL BE CONSIDERED CALLING AUTHORITIES...
YOU WILL BEGIN RECEIVING BOXES FROM UPS THIS AFTERNOON.
THESE BOXES WILL BE FILLED WITH CLOTH-LIKE SUBSTANCES...WITH HAIR ATTACHED TO THEM.
WE ARE RITUALISTICALLY WAXING JERRY UNTIL YOU REMOVE THE BOUNTY
I REPEAT....WE WILL BE WAXING PARTS OF JERRY'S BODY...UNLESS THE BOUNTY IS CALLED OFF AND WE RECEIVE COMPLETE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PODCAST.
(Pat, we'll figure out who's going to be supreme leader later k? *smooches*)
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Somebody please send Neosporin and Rogaine. And more tequila.