Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 by Stacy


C'mon Pat, I've got his wallet!....

Where's the nearest mall?

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8 Comments

  1. Unknown | September 18, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    quick someone pound pat's ass for being a bad boy. WINK :-D

    hehehe

     
  2. Stacy | September 18, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    Nobody's pounding my fellow kidnapper. Lets act like professionals people!

    (Especially cause he'd probably like it and he needs to focus right now...on getting us to the nearest mall.)

    Then, I think pedicures are in order.

    Ohhh, look a red lobster! Pat, popcorn shrimp! All you can eat! Can we huh? Can we huh?

     
  3. Pat Gaik | September 18, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    Now, just wait a minute, if Bjorn is interested in my ass, I'd like to hear more about it! Bjorn, would you like to join Stacy and I at this lovely Red Lobster for some all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp? *Bats eyes*

     
  4. Jerry | September 18, 2008 at 7:59 PM

    Can you bring some baby powder? These cuffs are chafing.

     
  5. Pat Gaik | September 19, 2008 at 7:55 AM

    *Lower's bucket with baby powder*

    It rubs the powder on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

     
  6. Stacy | September 19, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    Pat, go and flirt....Jer, while we are soulless, hardened kidnappers, we do have compassion. Here's some tanning oil.

     
  7. Unknown | September 19, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    dear lobster is gross but Joe's crab shack and we have a winner.

    how do you feel about duct tape, clamps, and foam?

     
  8. Melanie | September 20, 2008 at 2:44 AM

    See, Pat, now you have ANOTHER reason to come back to Texas!

     

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