DQYDJ 211: Good Morning Baltimore!

Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2014 by Melanie

30:58 - 35.5 MB


Welcome to episode 211 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a killer new joke, Melanie has had more alcohol over the weekend than she's had in the last year (this is what happens when you go drinking with artists), and Jerry thinks Mother Nature is a filthy hoor. Credit for the karaoke version of "My Freeze Ray" From Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog goes to Graham Arthur Blair.

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MICA Graduate Spring Exhibitions
Karl Marxxx (@IAmKarlMarxxx on Twitter)

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DQYDJ 210: I Look Like Liza Minnelli Just Out Of Rehab

Posted on Tuesday, April 01, 2014 by Melanie

30:16 - 34.7 MB


Welcome to episode 210 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off with the girlfriend, Patrick talks about tasteful crossdressing in the world premiere of Another Round of Beer For Breakfast, and Melanie admits that she'll be having dinner with Colby Keller in April -- sorry, Taylor!

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DQYDJ 209: Patrick Has A Code Id His Dose

Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2014 by Melanie

34:36 - 39.7 MB


Welcome to episode 209 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is out sick with a head cold, so you know what that means. IT'S A WRITERCAST! Bye, Auntie Vera and Satyr! Melanie talks about her latest successful smutfest, and Jerry salutes his late father (who really WAS the Most Interesting Man In the World) with sake and stories.

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DQYDJ 208: Jerry Found His Fruitcake

Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2014 by Melanie


(36:30 - 41.9 MB)


Welcome to episode 208 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" No, we're not dead. No, we haven't podfaded. Yes, we've all been hideously busy, sorry about that. And yes, this episode is partially unedited, but Melanie does not have the pain tolerance or hydrocodone necessary to spend three hours in her office chair cutting out all the spaces right now, so here you go.

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DQYDJ 207: Break It Up With Blowjobs

Posted on Monday, December 30, 2013 by Melanie


(50:58 - 58.4 MB)


Welcome to episode 207 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where for a $500 donation to Patrick and Nathan's wedding fund you can motorboat the officiant, Jerry has some kickass beer and a nice water bottle but no absinthe fruitcake yet, Patrick is trying to talk Nathan into a LOTR marathon, and Nathan admits to a very impressive accoutrement. This is gonna be a long one, folks (and no, I'm not talking about Nathan's accoutrement).

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DQYDJ Special Ep 6: Merry Effin' Christmas, Everybody!

Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2013 by Melanie


(12:34 - 14.5 MB)


Welcome to special episode 6 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Melanie commiserate about baking, fighting crowds at Kroger, and, oh, yeah, wish you all a happy holiday. And as a special treat, we're including Patrick's rendition of "Let's Do It At the North Pole!" Let the festive drinking commence!

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DQYDJ Videocast 11: Holiday Baking With Booze

Posted on Monday, December 23, 2013 by Melanie

(4:36 - 55.5 MB)


Welcome to Videocast 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie decides to take a crack at making a light French fruitcake using -- what else -- absinthe thanks to Jerry and his enabling ways. (And yes, strictly speaking it was recorded in 2012, but who's counting?)



Recipe for French Fruitcake

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DQYDJ 206: Whacking It With Mickey (50 Shades Of Daisy)

Posted on Monday, December 23, 2013 by Melanie


(43:11 - 49.5 MB)


Welcome to episode 206 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick finds his favorite English teacher, Melanie hates her cohosts so hard (but adores Disney Cruise Lines -- hi Tim, Cheryl, Emily, and Art!), Jerry talks about the gentrification of Mexico City, and Stacy reveals that a tornado does indeed sound like a freight train!

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