DQYDJ 230: Wait, We Have A Podcast?

Posted on Wednesday, January 13, 2016 by Melanie

42:08 - 50.4 MB


Welcome to episode 230 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we ring in 2016 by talking about sex and publishing, and Melanie calls upon guest host Epilonious to keep the show moving.

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DQYDJ 229: Bringing the Payne

Posted on Wednesday, October 07, 2015 by Melanie

43:56 - 50.4 MB


Welcome to episode 229 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are in Disneyworld celebrating their honeymoon, Jerry is somewhere in Boston, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- yay!

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DQYDJ 228: Gauche Coke Fiends

Posted on Monday, September 21, 2015 by Melanie

47:32 - 54.5 MB


Welcome to episode 228 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are still off moving Nana's Naughty Knickers to its new temporary home, Jerry is a busy man, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in and discuss writing challenges, homophobia in 2015, and why gambling is fun.

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DQYDJ 227: Smiling White Women Eating Salad

Posted on Monday, September 14, 2015 by Melanie

55:15 - 24.3 MB


Welcome to episode 227 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are off helping to move Nana's Naughty Knickers off to its new temporary home, Jerry is too old to stay up late, and Melanie is left on her own. Or is she? Please welcome guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious, who may well be filling in for the rest of September and part of October, or until the Barn is back up to speed, whatever happens first.

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DQYDJ 226: Hey Baby, I Think I'm Gonna Marry You!

Posted on Friday, September 04, 2015 by Melanie

21:12 - 24.3 MB


Welcome to episode 226 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie follows Patrick and Nathan on their wedding day! Includes the hilarious and heartwarming wedding ceremony conducted by the Vicar of Plano herself, with Jerry and Stacy in the audience! Congratulations, you crazy kids!

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DQYDJ 225: We're The Gays, We Break The Rules

Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2015 by Melanie

30:45 - 35.3 MB


Welcome to episode 225 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pimps for Disney Gift Cards (gotta pay off that honeymoon somehow), Nathan is FINE, he tells you, FINE, and Melanie just goes along for the ride.

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DQYDJ 224: Five Hydrangeas Short

Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2015 by Melanie

34:26 - 39.5 MB


Welcome to episode 224 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie apologizes for the fact that she sounds like a robot and wants you all to go buy her new book DEEP WATER (written as Nicola Cameron) because it's dedicated to Nathan and Patrick. Meanwhile, Groomzilla is making centerpieces and threatening Ebay sellers with retribution for shorting him on hydrangeas, and Broomzilla is wondering why Groomzilla has to mention that he got wedding stuff at the Dollar Store.

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DQYDJ 223: Our Colors Are Blush And Bashful

Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2015 by Melanie

39:21 - 45.1 MB


Welcome to episode 223 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick talks ALL about the wedding plans and makes it clear that he doesn't wear leather, Nathan tries to get a word in edgewise, and Melanie still thinks that creamy coleslaw goes just fine with pulled pork.

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DQYDJ 222: Nifty Shit

Posted on Monday, August 03, 2015 by Melanie

34:55 - 40 MB


Welcome to episode 222 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Jerry and the peripatetic L.D. Blakeley once again to talk more about writing, Alexa, and other nifty shit.

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