It's a start!

Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2010 by Pat Gaik

45 lbs lost - 55 to go!

DQYDJ 104: Who Ordered The Electric Tongue?

Posted on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 by Melanie

(34:38 - 44.7 MB)


Welcome to Episode 104 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has a hard time getting the party started, Jerry is on the road again, Stacy is off watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and Patrick geeks out over the new Doctor Who. Meanwhile, we welcome the third sibling in the Miller Triumvirate to the show -- here's Michael!

NEW CONTEST!

Yes, we're giving away more books! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 and leave your best version of "Sabre Dance" (vocal, instrumental, on the bagpipes -- we don't care) and win a copy of Melanie's book Sabre Dance, along with a limited edition DQYDJ pin issued for Gay Days 2009. Call in now!


We have voicemail!
David That Blue Jeans Guy

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187


SHADY BUSINESS
Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/11/10 though 5/2/10

Looks like the new Falcon DVDs arrived at Patrick's place

Posted on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 by Melanie


Although he might need to see a doctor about that little lightning problem...

This is all Patrick's fault

Posted on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 by Melanie

While Gen. Tsao was nodding over MATLOCK, I snuck back here to record Ep. 105 (which will be out this week, I swear). At the end of the episode, Patrick announced that he had to go and do his 3-mile walk, which he finishes in a half hour. Since I had to hit the treadmill anyway, I decided to follow in his footsteps (not literally, since we live two states apart, but you get the general drift) and go for a walk around my neighborhood, during which I learned some important things:

1) I live in the hood, relatively speaking. My house is in a quiet little development where a lot of the Asian and Indian employees from the local technological corridor live -- the houses are nice but unassuming, which is fine with me.


My stroll took me to the next housing development over, however, which was built in 2001 and is apparently where they're hiding all the $500 - 750K luxury houses in the area. Circular driveways, turrets, huge windows revealing gracious entrance foyers, beautifully manicured front yards and topiaries, lighting all over the place, yadda yadda yadda, and with an HOA that would make Himmler weep in envy.


The drool on my chin was unattractive, I'm sure, but it was lots of fun to check out different architectural elements and figure out how to apply them in a smaller version to Chez Fletcher.

2) There are inclines in my neighborhood. Very gentle and rolling, but inclines nonetheless. It's good for me, right?

3) I really need shoes with arch support if I am going to walk for a half hour around the neighborhood. The shoes I wore yesterday were very pretty, but after I got home I was almost crying from the cramps in my feet, and sleep was reticent and fleeting.

No more podcasts...

Posted on Sunday, April 18, 2010 by Pat Gaik

Unress Meronie aglee to become my wife...I hording her hostage in basement.



Rove and kisses,

Gen. Tsao

A little something for Stacy

Posted on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 by Pat Gaik

Just because...

Now will Rodan sleep with me?!

Posted on Friday, April 09, 2010 by Pat Gaik

Lookie what I just ordered!

Release...the Meat Thermometer!

Posted on Tuesday, April 06, 2010 by Melanie


A great line from Anthony Lane's review of Clash of the Titans in this week's New Yorker:

"Danny Huston, in the role of Poseidon, gets about a line and a half of dialogue and then drops out of the movie, while [Liam] Neeson, as team leader, comes wrapped in so much aluminum foil that, if I were an attendant mortal, I wouldn't know whether to worship him or take him out every hour and baste him."

Can't you just hear Danny Huston (in the upper right corner) muttering, "Yeah, fan the fucking Irishman, don't worry about me at all, I'll just stand here and roast. Fuuuuuuuuuuck, I'm hot..."

Posted on Tuesday, April 06, 2010 by Stacy


Kathy the Foreign Correspondent dropped this off for you Pat!

DQYDJ 103: The Gay Disco Of TARDISes

Posted on Monday, April 05, 2010 by Melanie

(37:14 - 42.65 MB)


Welcome to Episode 103 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is buying used clothes from famous people on eBay, Melanie is recoiling from incestuous double entrendres, Jerry is in Migraine Hell, and Stacy is getting ready to test our space shuttle, whether she likes it or not. Meanwhile, we debate the music from Edgar Allan Poe: The Musical and the new interior design of the TARDIS.






NEW CONTEST!

Yes, we're giving away more books! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 and leave your best version of "Sabre Dance" (vocal, instrumental, on the bagpipes -- we don't care) and win a copy of Melanie's book Sabre Dance, along with a limited edition DQYDJ pin issued for Gay Days 2009. Call in now!


We have voicemail!
Luna

We have email!
Glacia
Tracy S. Morris

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187


SHADY BUSINESS
Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/11/10 though 5/2/10

Only one more sleep!

Posted on Friday, April 02, 2010 by Pat Gaik


"The Eleventh Hour" debuts Saturday, April 3 on BBC1 at 6:20 GMT. (And on BBC America on April 17 if you can wait that long and/or don't know how to obtain the episode by *ahem* other means.)