Posted on Sunday, June 29, 2008 by Melanie
EP 18: Turning Your Loved Ones Into Jewelry (33:18)
Welcome to Episode 18 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Mary the Sober Girl of A Drink To Be Sober while Jerry travels to the Land of Lincoln to be with his love.
- The guestest with the bestest
- Frodo -- half the puppy he was
- Melanie hates pilling her cat, because it makes her feel like Sybil's mother
- Expressing the anal glands and why it's good to wear glasses while doing so
- Melanie says go see WALL*E -- it's fabulous
- Mary is strong woth the Animation-fu
- How to use an anniversary present at the slot machines
- Melanie makes a financially responsible decision, dammit
- Old people have a habit of dying at the most inopportune times
- Melanie is one traveling girl this fall
- Rent-A-Litter -- the next new transportation fad
- Mary took a hit from an overweight chihuahua (CHIHUAHUA!)
- Melanie misses her body of water
- Turning your loved ones into jewelry with LifeGem
- We have email!
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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2008 by Melanie
EP 17: Remembering George Carlin (39:25)
Welcome to Episode 17 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie talks about her guardian angel Brian, Jerry explains why a story needs a beginning, middle and end, and we remember the genius that was George Carlin.
- Driving and packing and driving and packing...
- Jerry thinks he looks insane on our website
- Yes, we have video of a partially topless Jerry
- Melanie has a summer cold
- Jerry's looking forward to winter in Illinois
- Chicago does get lake effect snow
- Remembering George Carlin
- Melanie tells a story about her guardian angel, Brian
- If you want to study God's laws, study physics
- Melanie's going to be 42 this year -- how Douglas Adams
- Voicemails are at the end of the show due to technical difficulties
- We have email!
- How to make a GOOD remake
- We discuss Walt's pubic misadventures
- Secrets of the Industry:
A story needs a beginning, middle and end
- We have voicemail!
- Why we don't need 10 Commandments
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2008 by Melanie
Videocast 01: Jerry's Going Away Party (5:20)
Welcome to Videocast 01 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we get together and thow Jerry a going away party before he heads off to Illinois. Naturally, things get a bit weird...
And yes, I know things look pixilated. I was using my pocket camera that also takes video -- SOME of us don't have flip cameras, you know...
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Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by Melanie
EP 16: Men have Vaginas, Too (30:08)
Welcome to Episode 16 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals the truth about vaginas, Jerry packs for his move to the Land of Lincoln, and we both get White and Nerdy.
- Jerry is in the middle of packing
- The truth about the clitoris
- Melanie dons her sex educator hat...again
- Men have vaginas, too
- Melanie got her early birthday present -- a Palm T|X
- Welcome to Portable Writing Technology Corner
- White and Nerdy
- A slightly stressful day
- Searching for a segue
- Jerry wants to live the simple life
- Melanie, on the other hand, wants Henry Higgins' library
- Secrets of the Industry:
Avoid passive voice
- Jerry is a tech emeritus
- The Mac vs. PC jihad
- We have voicemail!
- Technical difficulties
- Coming soon -- the all-singing episode
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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Monday, June 16, 2008 by Melanie
EP 15: Chester Drawers And Making A Bubble (35:38)
Welcome to Episode 15 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry bulks up, Melanie works the weekend and we ask for help regarding a very annoying pussy problem.
- Jerry is the Incredible Bear-Like Person
- Jerry got donuts for Father's Day
- Farewell, Tim Russert
- Melanie did the work thing this weekend
- Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
- JJ really, REALLY needs meds
- Anyone want a mouthy tuxedo cat?
- Kitty TV!
- The royals are streaking again
- Secrets of the Industry:
Use a good hook
Write for timelessness
- We have email!
- What Jerry saw in Finland
- We have voicemail!
- Chester Drawers and Making a Bubble
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Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by Melanie
EP 14: This Is Gonna Be A Short One, Folks... (16:25)
Welcome to Episode 14 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is tired, Jerry is sick, and voicemails are very, VERY welcome.
- A pair of busy lesbians
- Jerry is all about the fish tacos
- Melanie finally sees (at least part of) THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH
- Who knew Rip Torn was such a hottie in the 70's?
- Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
- We have voicemail!
- A closing message from the BBC
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 by Melanie
EP 13: We Say "Herbs" Because There's A F---ing H In It (37:00)
Welcome to Episode 13 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has received an epiphany from Eddie Izzard, Jerry drinks coffee and talks about the importance of language, and things get a little Skypey towards the end.
- Slower, and with more intensity
- Jerry is not an alcoholic
- Two beers a day is good for a man, honest
- Melanie liked SEX AND THE CITY (and she REALLY liked David Eigenberg)
- How to discuss "tuchus lingus" delicately
- Front row seats at the Eddie Izzard concert
- Eddie loves language, and it shows
- Melanie receives an epiphany: she must SLOW DOWN
- Secrets of the Industry:
Learn how to use language
- We have voicemail!
- We have email!
- Yes, Melanie has made money off smut
- Bad knees suck
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 by Melanie
EP 12: Customs Took My Beef Jerky (31:28)
Welcome to Episode 12 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where life is looking more and more like science fiction, Jerry's tired and Melanie tells a story about drunken fencing.
- Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee
- Life is looking more and more SF
- Don't remake BARBARELLA, dammit
- "I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
- Melanie has con crud, and Jerry is tired
- Jerry's daughter is back from Africa
- Customs took Jerry's beef jerky
- Melanie's upcoming weekend in Oklahoma City, OK
- Sharing Trek memories
- Jerry thanks whoever bought him On The Bottom
- Ryan, where's our phone call?
- Hello, podcasters!
- Melanie does not fight with foam swords
- Drunken fencing stories (and Melanie is a were-lesbian)
- THE FALL -- cool movie
- Secrets of the Industry:
Know Your Market
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 by Melanie
EP 11: You Use Your Tongue Purtier... (32:06)
Welcome to Episode 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is fresh from A-Kon, Jerry enjoys time with his daughter before moving to the Land of Lincoln, and we discuss the fine art of posing action figures. Also, please excuse Melanie for cackling like a hyena throughout the show -- she's well and truly burnt, people.
- The aliens won't let Jerry talk about it
- Melanie spent the weekend at A-Kon
- Anime cons = lots of skin
- We have a live studio audience
- Jerry goes on a daddy/daughter date
- See SPEED RACER before IRON MAN -- trust us on this
- Jerry's leaving on a jet plane
- When Godzilla texts
- David Gerrold -- great writer, sort of a poopyhead in person
- We lost Hedley Lamarr -- godspeed Harvey Korman
- "Here she comes to save the day!"
- Melanie may be in her 40's but she still buys dolls, dammit
- We have email:
- We have voicemail:
- Melanie explains the origins of Albin, the gay caterer who was our connection to the underworld
- Jerry was left alone for weeks at a time, which made for great pool parties
- Melanie's memories of HS parties past
- Secrets of the Industry:
Write your passion
- Jerry formulates a consipracy theory about his hubcaps
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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