Miranda's entry into the Sabre Dance Contest

Posted on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Melanie

Just what you've always wanted to see -- some weird old guy voguing to Khachaturian. And we're proud to bring it to you.

What every Shakespearean Heroine needs -- a Sassy Gay Friend!

Posted on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Melanie





Oh, look -- people!

Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 by Melanie

Hello to everyone who's been checking us out in the last couple of days. And as a special treat for coming to our site, here's a fun fact about your city:

Oakdale, CA: Cowboy Capital of the World.
Oakland, CA: The only city in California with the "big three" sports teams (the Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and the Golden State Warriors).
Chicago, IL: The space chosen for the first nuclear fission reactor was a squash court under the football stadium at the University of Chicago (and my grandfather was part of the team that installed the electrical wiring in Fermi's lab).
Washington, IL: Wm. Holland, Sr. built the first home and improved the first farm in the vicinity of Washington.
Wheaton, IL: Part of the Illinois Technology and Research Corridor.
Wichita, KS: Pizza Hut restaurants opened its first store in Wichita, Kansas.
Boston, MA: The Boston Cream Pie was invented at the Omni Parker House in Boston. It is the state's official dessert.
Cherryville, MO: The elevation of Cherryville is 1,020 feet.
Deep Gap, NC: Powder Horn Mountain, one of the first gated resort communities in Western North Carolina, is located in Deep Gap.
Albany, NY (hi, Walt!): After New Amsterdam, Albany is the second-oldest city in the state of New York in terms of its date of incorporation.
New York, NY: The original Chinatown in Lower Manhattan is one of the most prominent ethnic Chinese enclaves outside of Asia.
Philadelphia, PA: Following the ratification of the U.S. Constitution, Philadelphia was the temporary national capital from 1790 to 1800 while Washington, DC was under construction.
Austin, TX: The city's unofficial motto is "Keep Austin Weird."
Carrollton, TX (Gimme a shout-out, neighbor!): In 2008, Carrollton was selected as the 15th best place to live in the United States by Money magazine.
Leesburg, VA: Former Supergirl Linda Danvers is from Leesburg.
Wenatchee, WA: Sometimes referred to as the "Buckle of the Power Belt of the Great Northwest."
Milwaukee, WI: Many neighborhoods contain "Polish flats" (two-family home with separate entrances, but with the units stacked one on top of another instead of side-by-side).
Edmonton, Canada: The hadrosaur Edmontosaurus is named after the city.
Oslo, Norway: Twin cities include Madison, WI; Artvin, Turkey; and Vilnus, Lithuania.

DQYDJ 102: Sucky Sucky Five Dollah Not Here Tonight

Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2010 by Melanie

(36:50 - 42.2 MB)


Welcome to Episode 102 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry extolls iTunes U, Stacy is on sabbatical, Patrick is getting funny looks from the neighborhood, and Melanie is living in the Weather Hellmouth.

NEW CONTEST!

Yes, we're giving away more books! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 and leave your best version of "Sabre Dance" (vocal, instrumental, on the bagpipes -- we don't care) and win a copy of Melanie's book Sabre Dance, along with a limited edition DQYDJ pin issued for Gay Days 2009. Call in now!


We have voicemail!
Luna

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187


SHADY BUSINESS
Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/11/10 though 5/2/10

DQYDJ 101: Licked Clean By Alcoholic Wolves

Posted on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 by Melanie

(39:28 - 45.21 MB)


Welcome to Episode 101 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie starts a sideline knitting masturbatory aids, Jerry is on the road again, Stacy is trapped in VH1 Hell, and Patrick invites his co-star Miranda the Blow-Up Doll to be our very special guest.


We have voicemail!
Walt
Bjorn
Tracy Morris
Tracy from Milwaukee

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187


SHADY BUSINESS
Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/11/10 though 5/2/10

DQYDJ 100: Friends Don't Let Friends Come Alone

Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 by Melanie

(46:36 - 56 MB)


Welcome to Episode 100 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pole vaults over the line of decency without ticking the top rail, Melanie recommends that you always use an orgasm buddy, Jerry leaves us a message, and Stacy decides that the podcast remake of ALICE IN WONDERLAND should star Taylor as the Red Queen.



We also welcome our special guest Rodan (who is NOT a choking hazard) from Pod Is My Copilot.



We have email!
Tracy Morris
Divy

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187

Episode 100 is in progress

Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 by Melanie

Just in case anyone's wondering:

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This cracks me up every time I see it

Posted on Friday, March 05, 2010 by Melanie

I think it's the gleeful insanity in his eyes.

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Modern Pharmacology is a Good Thing

Posted on Thursday, March 04, 2010 by Melanie


In case anyone was wondering why I sounded so stuffy on Ep 65/Flurby Flurt, it turns out that, much like the Bodacious Brit, I was entertaining a juicy little sinus infection. Thanks to a fast stop at the local doc-in-the-box yesterday, I now have Biaxin, Prednisone and a rather tasty prescription decongestant, and 75% of my brain is already back on line -- huzzah!

And no, BB didn't give me the sinus infection because I didn't get his strep throat, so don't even go there.

And finally, a little moment of happiness for Taffy:

YoureAwesome

DQYDJ 65: AKA Episode Flurby Flurt

Posted on Monday, March 01, 2010 by Melanie

(22:06 - 25.34 MB)


Welcome to Episode 100/65/Flurby Flurt of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is on bed rest from Sudafed, Patrick isn't a winner but isn't a loser either, Melanie will write for money, and Jerry saw Bryan Adams live (but not barebacking a small pianist).

We have email!
Kathy the Foreign Correspondent

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Send us voicemail: 206-666-4187


SHADY BUSINESS
Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/11/10 though 5/2/10