Welcome to episode 173 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry bounces excitedly on his ball while talking about his latest novel project, Patrick has the night off, and Melanie is hip deep in smut.
Welcome to episode 172 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has been writing like a maniac, Jerry is off for the night, Patrick aches all over from moving into his new townhouse, and our special guest Nathan has sensitive nipples, and if you leave us a review on iTunes you can see them!
Welcome to episode 171 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is back from Helsinki and talks about mineshafts and Raging Black Bitch Beer, Melanie deals with raw sewage in her shower and learns what her drains look like from the inside, and our special guest Drake Rock gives us a movie review for Cabin in the Woods and Mirror Mirror.
Welcome to episode 170 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie unpacks her craft room, Jerry talks about word processor choices and Helsinki, and Patrick is late.
The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:
…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).
Welcome to episode 169 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is feathering his nest, Melanie is cleaning hers when she's not making SUPERNATURAL plushies, and Jerry broke his bed during a romp, hence the episode title.
Welcome to episode 168 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is insanely busy and thoroughly enjoying Pinterest, Patrick is off due to the flu and opening weekend, Melanie is having fun dreams, and we welcome our special guest host Scott AKA Satyr69. We also announce the winner of the 2012 Valentine's Day Porn Contest!
This crew has the timing of a fine Swiss timepiece, and the sharp wit of a wheel of aged cheddar -- loriwin
Melanie Fletcher and Jerry J. Davis are increasingly infamous speculative fiction writers; Patrick Gaik is an actor and leading light in Illinois dinner theater. Together with their roving newsgirl Stacy T, they discuss everything from philosophical subtleties to porn, with amusing side trips into day jobs, night jobs, writing, reading, performing, SF, fantasy, sex, anime, movies, TV, beer, coffee, Diet Coke with Lime, and anything else that wanders through their tiny minds.
And please, don't listen to Episode 26. Just...trust us on this.