DQYDJ 152: Public Humiliation Is The Key

Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2011 by Melanie



(32:27 - 37.2 MB)


Welcome to episode 152 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is under the weather but records anyway, Stacy is pretty much out of the podcast for the foreseeable future, and Melanie and Jerry debate the new Amazon printing paradigm. Also, Melanie opens herself up for public humiliation -- her novel will be edited by 10/31/11 -- or else.

Belaurient Arts on Etsy
How to Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran

We have voicemail!
Princess Honah
Ramble Redhead

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EXIT THE BODY

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/22/11 to 11/6/11

DQYDJ 151: You've Been Called By The Gaik Legacy

Posted on Monday, October 10, 2011 by Melanie


(44:42 - 51.3 MB)


Welcome to episode 151 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is gleeful about getting a new iPhone, Patrick feels that Nancy Grace has pepperoni nipples, Stacy is not having an easy time with her kids, and Melanie is the worst cat mommy in the world.

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Terminally Single Tim

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EXIT THE BODY

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/22/11 to 11/6/11

iSad

Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 by Melanie

From Patrick:

Rest in peace, Steve Jobs.

Without you, there would be no podcasts.



From Melanie:

1986-2011. Macintosh Plus. Macintosh SE. Power Macintosh 6300. Wall Street MacBook. eMac. iMac. MacBook Pro. iPod. iPad. Thank you, Steve.

DQYDJ 150: My Little Plushie

Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 by Melanie


(47:35 - 54.5 MB)


Welcome to episode 150 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is not pleased with a certain pet hospital, Jerry reminisces about Doctor Ruth, Patrick experiences a loss, and Stacy is still hacking up a lung but promises to be back next time.

Featured song: What's Happened To Soho? by The Correspondents

Featured GLBT-Friendly YA books and authors:

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The Little Aussie Battler

We have email!
Divy

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EXIT THE BODY

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/22/11 to 11/6/11

DQYDJ 149: Taint Girl

Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 by Melanie


(37:49 - 43.4 MB)


Welcome to episode 149 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy has pneumonia, Melanie gets a little activist-y, Jerry unleashes Arachnophobia II on the Chicagoland area, and Patrick talks about his little role popping in and out (of the latest production).

And for you DQYDJ app owners out there, Melanie has recorded her Nebula long-listed short story "The Padre, The Rabbi and the Devil His Own Self" for your listening pleasure. Enjoy!

Featured links: Authors Say Agents Try to “Straighten” Gay Characters in YA.

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Ramble Redhead

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LOOK, NO HANS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11

7th Annual People's Choice PodCast Awards -- Nominate Us!

Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 by Melanie


Yes, darlings, we're shamelessly begging for you to vote for us in the People's Choice PodCast Awards this year! Do we deserve such an honor? Probably not, but it will stop Melanie from whining over the LibSyn costs, and frankly we'll do anything at this point if it'll shut her up.

How to nominate us:

  1. Go to http://www.podcastawards.com
  2. Nominate Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast in the Cultural/Arts Section (we thought about GLBT, but Taylor the Latte Boy told us that one big queen does not a GLBT podcast make).
  3. Fill out the other sections with your favorite podcasts.
  4. Enter your name and email address, and click Submit.

And that's it! If we win, we will smother you all with the most luxurious of kisses, and Patrick will visit one lucky listener and rock his world for one amazing night! So go vote!

Thirteen Minutes into Doomsday

Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 by Jerry

Jerry wrote a new story called "Thirteen Minutes into Doomsday" and recorded his reading of it for a new horror contest called "Masters of Macabre." He usually cringes and hides his face when he hears a recording of himself doing a reading, but this one didn't turn out that bad, especially toward the end ... you could tell Jerry was really getting into it.

The challenge: Jerry had to write a horror story which deals with technophobia and Y2K. Now, there's horror, and there's comedy horror. You can probably tell which route Jerry took.

Listen to it below, and if you like it, vote for Jerry to win.




Details and the rest of the stories entered into the contest can be found here: Masters of Macabre Horror Contest

DQYDJ Videocast 10: Mr. Theatre!

Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 by Melanie


Welcome to Videocast 10 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick shows off his pipes with Mary Simon in a scene from the Barn II's beloved melodrama "Love Rides The Rails: or, Will The Mail Train Run Tonight?"



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DQYDJ 148: Mickey Mouse On Crack

Posted on Monday, September 05, 2011 by Melanie


(42:37 - 48.9 MB)


Welcome to episode 148 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick realizes you can put porn on the iPad, Stacy is incommunicado at the lake house, Melanie celebrates an anniversary, and Jerry saves the day by playing our voicemails when Time Warner Cable experiences Issues(TM).

Featured song: Washington Square by The Correspondents

Featured book: Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health by William Davis, M.D.

We have voicemail!
Taylor the Latte Boy
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Scott AKA Satyr69

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LOOK, NO HANS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11

Deleted Star Wars Scene

Posted on Saturday, September 03, 2011 by Jerry