This is why I love Patrick

Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 by Melanie

How many other best friends would reply to an email with the phrase:

"Blow it out your melon-crushing vajeen, you shrew!"

(Granted, I was making fun of the fact that he'd used "pubic" instead of "public" in a Facebook thread, but still...)

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1 Comment

  1. Stacy |

    Gee Pat, its nice to see chivalry isnt dead.

    Tell her what you *really* think why dont you?


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