This is why I love Patrick
Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 by Melanie
How many other best friends would reply to an email with the phrase:
"Blow it out your melon-crushing vajeen, you shrew!"
(Granted, I was making fun of the fact that he'd used "pubic" instead of "public" in a Facebook thread, but still...)

Gee Pat, its nice to see chivalry isnt dead.
Tell her what you *really* think why dont you?