FUNNY VALENTINES opens January 8 at Conklin's. I get to play a New York agent trying to get his divorced clients back together to sell their children's book series to TV. It's a hilarious and heartwarming romantic comedy!
EP 57: Crotchless Panties At Dad's Funeral (34:18)
Welcome to Episode 57 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy decides she's bored and wants to record a podcast, Patrick explains how to make a grieving woman wet her pants at Giordano's, Melanie spends three hours on filthy roads getting the requisite recording equipment, and Jerry is smart, safe and warm at his beloved's.
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Special Episode 02: Hiatus (5:23)
In memory of
Julius "Mickey" Miller
September 12, 1938 - December 19, 2008
Loving father of Melanie, Stacy and Michael
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EP 56: Getting Rammed By Big Fatty (46:43)
Welcome to Episode 56 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals some unusual dreams about Big Fatty and Nana, Stacy is off taking care of a personal matter, Patrick swoons at the sound of Scotty in Australia, and special Guest Ricky from Foul Monkeys does his very best to make this a poocast.
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Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
I just received my new favorite coffee mug in the mail...
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.
(Short Music Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
