DQYDJ 09: Is That a Snake Over There?

Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2008 by Melanie

EP 09: Is That a Snake Over There? (36:04)

Welcome to Episode 9 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets bitter about her high school graduation day, Jerry explains why landing at the poles on Mars is tough, and we have an extra-special voicemail at the very end.

  • It's the 25th anniversary of Melanie's graduation from high school -- she's officially old

  • What not to say to a new HS graduate

  • Senior moments

  • Why isn't weed legal by now?

  • Godspeed, Robert Asprin

  • Seven minutes of terror on the Red Planet

  • Jerry explains it all about landing on Mars

  • Pick a type of measurement and stick with it

  • Big curved Renaissance boner (NSFW)

  • "Why am I staring at it -- I'm not gay?"

  • Secrets of the Industry:
    Be polite

  • The First Church of Don't Be An Asshole

  • Melanie fields a drunkycall

  • We have email from Kathy

  • Drunken Monkey fighting with the Wii

  • An extra-special voicemail from Kathy and Stacy

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187

Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

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  1. Jerry |

    WTF? You're kidding me? We're above the Meanies?

    I feel guilty about that, for some reason.

  2. Melanie |

    I think it's just a temporary thing -- they're higher than us in other ratings.

  3. Elmo |

    I enjoyed the show. I just found it via iTunes random clicking :)

  4. Melanie |

    Thanks, Elmo!


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