DQYDJ Special Episode 03: Note To Self...
Posted on Thursday, June 18, 2009 by Melanie
Special Episode 03: Note To Self... (17:16)
Welcome to Special Episode 03 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy sneaks into Melanie's office while she and Patrick are at Gay Days and records a Very Special Episode.
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Stacy- What did you use to pay off Hector with???
Stacy, why did we get a voicemail from DQ Rick about people wearing green shirts? And why are there Ho-Ho wrappers in my office trash can?
Hector I am sure is to blame he has a HO Ho Ho addiction, I heard it so it must be true!
I dunno. I cant get into your office Mel. Hector is a animal when it comes to securing your office.
Really.
*man I hope he deleted his history*
Um, Stacy? Why is there a shortcut to a website called "www.saucystablegirls.com" on my computer?
**clicks on link**
Oh, my. I never knew you could do that with a Clydesdale.
He's a sick bastard obviously in need of help.
Does the DQYDJ health plan cover extensive psychiatiric counseling for sex/porn addiction?
If you dont know the answer off the bat just ask Patrick!
I was sitting at work listening to your excellent podcast and suddenly I hear -- "I'm talking to you CJ Black--," And I almost yell out "Whoa!" Which would have probably had my co-workers looking at me funny. Um...you did mean me, right?
Anyway, I figured it's about time I commented on how much I enjoy the podcast and to tell you to keep up the good work. You bring a bright spot to a tedious day.
p.s. And yes, I know you said not to leave comments...;-)
Thanks, CJ! I'm glad you like the podcast -- we live to make crappy days just a little bit brighter.
So, do YOU know why my trash can is full of Ho-Ho wrappers and there's bestiality porn on my office computer? Just curious...
So, do YOU know why my trash can is full of Ho-Ho wrappers and there's bestiality porn on my office computer? Just curious...
Er...um...*cough*...no...of course not! *nervous laugh* Why would innocent little ole me know? Ask Stacy! ;-)
hastily stuffs HoHo wrappers deep into the bottom of the garbage can
Mel, I have it on good authority that CJ has been in your office recently!!!!!!!
*Note to CJ: Sorry for throwing you under the bus but hey, I have kids to raise and Mel's got a mean right.
*Note to CJ: Sorry for throwing you under the bus but hey, I have kids to raise and Mel's got a mean right.
That's okay Stacy -- it's not like I can plant incriminating evidence that points directly to you -- er--um--I mean ---
*CJ looks skyward and whistles innocently*
BTW, Melanie, have I told you what a lovely speaking voice you have? :-)
I do?
Ahem, I mean, thank you! When I'm not laughing like a hyena or completely stuffed up, that is.