We get e mails!
Posted on Tuesday, July 07, 2009 by Stacy
Yes listeners, we have received yet *another* email that thankfully has not been tampered with.
At all.
Really.
Dear all dqydjpodcasters, (including stacy even)
>Please stop podcasting.
>I now have a job again, and am listening to you at work. My boss is
>not impressed at my laughing during data-entry time!!
After listening to the sniveling, mouth breathing pin-head that thinks he's my boss I decided to stand up for my rights and exclaimed to all that would hear:
"LISTEN UP HITLER...I'M DAMN WELL LISTENING TO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO AT WORK!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO?!?! HUH?? HUH??? HEAR THIS FUCKWAD, THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S LEG!!!"
As I stopped to catch my breath from this inspired oration, an epiphany struck me almost immediately after seeing the shock and awe stamped on my fellow employees' faces.
Right then and there, I decided to strike a blow for millions of disgruntled drones across my proud nation.
I dropped trou, bent over and screamed from behind my scrotum:
"KISS MY ASS YOU OPPRESSIVE BASTARD!"
and thus made a forthright and majestic stand for men and women working everywhere.
The cellblock that I'm currently in is modern in design and we are allowed to write emails during break time after we have our meds.
>Thank you
>
>Scotty.
>Australia
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Thank you Scotty for doing what it is the rest of us don't have the balls to do. Keep the emails coming - next time wait for the meds to start working though before writing! Peace out!