...last night. Yes I did.
I was doing a production of "Hello, Dolly!" with Ms. Taffy Carlisle Huffington from Pod is my Copilot.
She was, of course, fabulous!
Hey folks:
Episode 42 IS up and loaded, but LibSyn is having some server issues so you can't download it at the moment. Check back later today and hopefully it will be available.
Also, as I'm going to be moving this month, which will require a lot of prep work on our new house, we're going to a Wednesday-only schedule for October. Once we're in the new place and everything is copacetic, we'll be back to a twice-weekly schedule.
EP 42: Cue The Flashback Harp! (38:26)
Welcome to Episode 42 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie does one hell of an editing job, Stacy sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider" with 17,000 spiderlings, Patrick offers blowjobs for 5-star reviews and Jerry remembers Mr. Rogers.
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
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EP 41: Dinner Theater (AKA God's Waiting Room) (38:26)
Welcome to Episode 41 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is released from his bag, Melanie stalks her house, Stacy is down in the subbasement working on her newscast, and Patrick recounts the number of ambulance trips to his dinner theater in the last weekend.
Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187
Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!
Special Report: Jerry's Been Kidnapped!
Melanie announces a Special Report about Jerry's kidnapping by Patrick and Stacy. The Podcast Patrol has been contacted -- stay tuned.
I've just notified the Podcast Patrol. Time to lock and load.
