Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 by Stacy

C'mon Pat, I've got his wallet!....

Where's the nearest mall?

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  1. Bjorn |

    quick someone pound pat's ass for being a bad boy. WINK :-D


  2. Stacy |

    Nobody's pounding my fellow kidnapper. Lets act like professionals people!

    (Especially cause he'd probably like it and he needs to focus right now...on getting us to the nearest mall.)

    Then, I think pedicures are in order.

    Ohhh, look a red lobster! Pat, popcorn shrimp! All you can eat! Can we huh? Can we huh?

  3. Pat Gaik |

    Now, just wait a minute, if Bjorn is interested in my ass, I'd like to hear more about it! Bjorn, would you like to join Stacy and I at this lovely Red Lobster for some all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp? *Bats eyes*

  4. Jerry |

    Can you bring some baby powder? These cuffs are chafing.

  5. Pat Gaik |

    *Lower's bucket with baby powder*

    It rubs the powder on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

  6. Stacy |

    Pat, go and flirt....Jer, while we are soulless, hardened kidnappers, we do have compassion. Here's some tanning oil.

  7. Bjorn |

    dear lobster is gross but Joe's crab shack and we have a winner.

    how do you feel about duct tape, clamps, and foam?

  8. Melanie |

    See, Pat, now you have ANOTHER reason to come back to Texas!


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