Merry Christmas from Jerry!

Posted on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 by Jerry

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  1. Stacy | December 24, 2008 at 1:03 PM

    Jerry's sleeping and waiting for the ghost of Christmas Past to wake him up with a frappicino!

    Merry Christmas Jer!

    xoxoxo

    Stacy

     
  2. Melanie | December 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM

    Is he adorable or what, folks?

     
  3. Stacy | December 28, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Puh-leeze. Melanie slipped 14 Xanax into his turkey dinner.

    Then she shaved off his beard.

    There was fur everywhere!


    Thats why she just drove cross country!

     
  4. Anonymous | December 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    No no ... my beard is intact. However it appears my pubic hair has gone missing.

     
  5. Pat Gaik | December 28, 2008 at 5:01 PM

    No wonder she fled the state in a rental car...she had to get back to Tejas before Jerry woke up...

     
  6. Melanie | December 28, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    That wasn't your chin? Huh -- so THAT'S why your nose looked oddly big. I should know better than to pull a prank like this without night vision goggles.

    Um -- would some lotion express my regrets?

     
  7. Jerry | December 28, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    That was you? I thought it was another alien abduction.

    You know, sometimes it's the anal probe ... sometimes it's pubic hair removal. You can never tell which way it's going to go with those little alien bastards...

     

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