Posted on Tuesday, September 01, 2009 by Stacy
Unfortunately I haven't written a single thing....*and* I haven't baked anything.
Melanie, knowing my strong work ethic and dedication to the show, handed me a nice Starbucks caramel frappuccino, and next thing I knew I woke up in the sub-basement with a chain around my neck next to a stake in the ground.
I have just enough chain to get to the computer and a small toaster oven. There is cupcake mix here, too. Apparently I'm supposed to write and bake for the next few days.
This is how Melanie treats her family members.
There has been no sightings of Patrick, and I fear for what she might have done to him as well.
Therefore, dear listeners, I will begin writing, baking and playing Scrabble on Facebook until the script is complete...and we have enough cupcakes to rent Pat a gigolo.