A Ransom Note

Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Stacy

M E L A N I E

W E H A V E J E R R Y

P a T AN D I W A NT 10, 000 I N SM A L L, UN M A R kE D bILLZ

A N D FUL CRE a TIVE C O N T R O L L O F T H E S h o W.

D O N O T C Al L A U T H O R I T i E S ! ! ! O R W E

W I L L B e GI N C u TT I NG O F F

B O D Y P A R TZ A N D S E N D I N G T H E M 2 U!

(UPS or overnight mail, Pat and I haven't decided yet)

p.s. C A N W E BORROW SOME

DUCT TAPE?

THANKS!


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3 Comments

  1. Melanie |

    And you people wonder why I love Jerry so much. Having to ask me for duct tape right after giving me a ransom note just smacks of amateurism, folks.

     
  2. Pat Gaik |

    Okay, then...nevermind....I just found the electric staple gun...Jerry, you'd better suck those testicles back up into your body...KCHUNK!

     
  3. reverendspork |

    I have to say, I'm so unimpressed with the lack of font variety in this ransom note. I've seen better fonts for corporate holiday party evites. Throw some Cooper Black in there, for crying out loud, or at least a couple Art Deco fonts. Trust me, you'll get more money.

     

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